After mom carried me in her womb for nine good months, I was ungrateful enough to come out with two left feet. I can hardly dance. Worse still, I have never been bothered much to learn even though when am tipsy I become the best dancer in the world, in…
If I suddenly got a billion shillings today I would go crazy. I would run into the street, tear of my shirt, stop and pose chest-out like Cristiano Ronaldo. I would bath in milk like Mariah Kiarie, the famous R&B singer from America. I would travel in private jet and…
Recently I visited the studio of a leading television station. While in the waiting room at the back of the studio I got a call of nature. Now, when nature calls you have to answer lest everyone around gets to know you have been called. ‘Where are the gents?’ I…